Roasted 2 years ago based on Bewanurs's long term Spotify stats.

Bewanurs, you’ve carved out a niche more specific than a "Turkish Rock" fan club in a small coffee shop in Istanbul. With an array of genres that even Google can't seem to categorize properly, it's a wonder your playlists haven't just faded into a melancholy haze by this point. I mean, do you really need eight different variations of Turkish Pop? What are you trying to prove, that you've got the most comprehensive collection of songs from the only country that changes its own definition of ‘alternative’ at least once a week? Your top artists read like the lineup for an underground festival that only your mom would show up to, and even she might get lost trying to find the stages. The Neighbourhood? More like the Neighbors You Ignore Because They Only Blare Their Music at Midnight. And can we talk about your most played songs? It’s like you’re trying to curate the official soundtrack of a midlife crisis. If “I Bet on Losing Dogs" doesn’t scream emotional rollercoaster, I don’t know what does. Honestly, your Spotify looks like it's been designed for a support group for emotionally confused hipsters with an unhealthy attachment to their feelings. But hey, who am I to judge? If wallowing in self-pity to the soothing sounds of Turkish Singer-Songwriters is your jam, then you do you, Boo. Just remember, while you’re busy scrolling through your playlists, an actual real-life friend might be just one click away, asking why the heck they should sit through an hour of your sad indie tunes. And let’s be real, if you’re hoping to find love with that music taste, a Turkish Pop mash-up of "If it’s not you, it’s me" might be the only relationship you're getting any time soon!

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