Roasted 8 months ago based on supa's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, supa, your Spotify profile is like a time capsule of the dad rock era—except even dads have moved on. You’ve got more rock genres listed than a cringy teenager claiming to be “into” music just because they heard a cool riff once. Classic Rock, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal... at this point, the only thing heavier than your playlist is the weight of your nostalgia-induced sweatpants. Let’s be honest, if I had a nickel for every time someone bluntly reminded you that the '60s and '70s are long gone, I could fund an indie band that actually makes new music. Scrolling through your favorite artists feels like discovering a defunct museum exhibit dedicated to “Old White Guys with Guitars.” The Beatles and Led Zeppelin? Sure, they rocked the world—back when people bought music on cassette tapes. And Greta Van Fleet, really? You're trying to rehash the past with a band that sounds like a karaoke cover of Zeppelin with extra dry ice. Look, we get it, you love rock, but if your idea of a night out is flipping through vinyl records instead of checking out new artists, you might as well start knitting sweaters for your collection of classic rock T-shirts. Your most played songs list might as well be titled "How Many Times Can I Relive My Inability to Move On?" and “Mary Had a Little Lamb”? I see you're trying to spice things up with a little blues. But let’s be real, the only 'Acid' in your listening habits is probably from the leftover candy stashed in your car from your last festival—good luck trying to convince yourself you’re still a rockstar. You've got the music tastes of a university professor who refuses to hold office hours. And while I commend your dedication to the classics, the world is filled with new sounds and artists just waiting to shake you out of your 50-year-old time warp.

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