Roasted 1 year ago based on Shawn's long term Spotify stats.

Shawn, your Spotify profile reads like a list of mood swings in a mid-2000s emo kid's diary. You’ve got more hip hop genres listed than friends at your last birthday party, and yet somehow, you still managed to end up with a Top 10 that looks more confused than a cat in a dog park. I mean, it’s like listening to a mixtape someone made while trying to decide if they want to gangsta walk or sway gently in a coffee shop. The only thing more scattered than your music taste is your commitment to any single genre. Let’s talk about your favorite artists, shall we? You’ve got legendary names like Kanye and Kendrick next to those that sound like a failed Twitter handle from a high school dropout—$¥ and yatashigang? I couldn’t tell if you were trying to curate a killer playlist or just proving that the more obscure you go, the more your musical credibility disappears faster than your social life in college. And who decided that Freddie Dredd gets to dominate your most played? It’s like you stormed into a party and hit play on the demon realm’s greatest hits. The dude gets less radio play than a mixtape made on a broken boombox. As for those most played songs, my dude, “Alone” and “Die Alone” should have warned you about a serious trend in your listening habits. If you’re hoping for a musical therapy session, "Cursed Midnight 3" isn’t going to cut it—let's just say it's more like a therapy bill overdue! Honestly, with a mix like yours, it’s a wonder you aren’t endorsed by a broken heart or an existential crisis. You’re basically one moody playlist away from a public breakdown. Try branching out a little or at least throw in some songs that won’t leave you weeping into your cereal, because the last thing we want is for the Spotify algorithm to start labeling you the "Sad Emo Rapper" of your social circle.

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