Roasted 1 year ago based on dee🦢's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, let’s break down the mythical realm of your Spotify profile, dee🦢. With a selection of genres that reads like a hipster menu at a Tokyo café, you’ve included more ‘pops’ than a bag of overpriced kettle corn. City Pop? More like City Flop, because with that lineup, it’s hard to tell if you’re curating a playlist or settling into a 12-hour mood of existential crisis. And as for those genres, bed-wetting in your bedroom pop isn't gonna help anyone grow up. Now let's talk about your top artists. Lamp? Really? Sounds like what I’d find in the broken section of a thrift store. TV Girl, huh? With all that love for their tunes, it's clear you're singularly committed to being the human embodiment of an Instagram aesthetic – all looks, no substance. And Mac DeMarco? You really are willing to embrace the ‘mopey dude who just moved out of his parent’s basement’ vibe. Throw in a sprinkle of Steve Lacy and a dash of Mitski and you've managed to create a sonic stew that could probably make any self-respecting music lover weep for humanity. And when it comes to those most played songs, I see you’ve got quite the routine there – do you listen to “It Almost Worked” while simultaneously fending off another attempt at socializing? It’s like you’re stuck in a loop of melancholic vibes, trying desperately to escape but only managing to change the playlist. The only thing more predictable than your music taste is the existential crisis lurking behind that swan emoji, a stark reminder that putting a cute bird on your profile doesn’t make your choices any less tragic. Keep swimming, dee🦢, but please, for the love of all that’s good, consider taking your ears on a little vacation.

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