Roasted 9 months ago based on Jav's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Jav, looking through your Spotify profile feels like a deep dive into the existential crisis of a hipster who still can’t decide between wearing a beanie or a snapback. Favorite genres? Buddy, calling yourself a "fan" of Rock, Punk, and East Coast Hip Hop is like a kid saying they love vegetables while trying to sneak another slice of pizza. Seriously, the only thing more confusing than your genre list is trying to find out exactly which BICEP track is worth crying over. And your top artists? I mean, I get it—Red Hot Chili Peppers and Arctic Monkeys scream "I'm a passionate dude with questionable taste," while Kanye is just there to remind everyone how unoriginal your music choices are. You’ve got more BICEP on your playlist than actual functionality in their musical approach. Just how deep into the cookie jar of indie are we here? Blink-182 mixed with Jay-Z? That’s not a playlist, it’s an identity crisis packed into an hour-long mixtape of self-loathing. Let’s talk about those most played songs. “Glue” and “Siena” by BICEP—you must really enjoy listening to music that sounds like it was made for waiting in line at an overpriced coffee shop. And then to sprinkle in “Dumb Love”? Come on, Jav. It’s like you took every sad boy anthem and set them to a background of garage echoes that’s just sad enough to question your life choices. But hey, it's all good—somebody's gotta be the soundtrack to awkwardly sitting on a park bench contemplating your existence. Enjoy that!

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