Roasted 2 years ago based on swag_metalgreymon44's long term Spotify stats.

Yo, *borger_mike, your Spotify profile is a gloriously chaotic dumpster fire that even a raccoon would hesitate to dive into. Glitchbreak? Chill Breakcore? How do you even explain those genres to your friends without immediately being put on some kind of watchlist? You must be one bad playlist away from a full-blown musical midlife crisis—plot twist: it’s already happened. Who knew sonic clutter could have such an eclectic range, like you raided a clearance bin at a tech conference and a hot topic combined? And speaking of chaos, your top artists scream “I can’t stick to just one aesthetic, so I’m just going to embrace them all!” If Deftones were a meal, you’d be the person adding hot sauce and ketchup to a fine dining dish because, heaven forbid, you just enjoy one thing—nope, gotta mix it all up! Bad Bunny and Yung Beef together? That’s not a playlist, it’s a cry for help! Honestly, at this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is starting to look more and more like the tracklist to the worst breakup mixtape imaginable. Let’s not even get started on those most played songs. With titles like "Lotion" and "Poltergeist," it sounds like you’ve either got a severe obsession with skincare or you’re hosting a séance every Saturday night at your place. Your love for Deftones is so pronounced that it’s clear you have a poster of them hanging next to a shrine, complete with lighting and an altar. So, *borger_mike, here’s a tip: maybe switch it up a bit next time—your playlists are less “vibe” and more “I need a therapist.”

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