Roasted 1 month ago based on Roxi's long term Spotify stats.

Roxi, your Spotify profile reads like a love letter to a high school garage band that never made it out of the 90s. Seriously, the sheer volume of “rock” genres you’ve listed has me wondering if you’re secretly trying to shatter the world record for the most pretentious music taste. “Glam Metal”? Are you trying to convince us that you spend your weekends bunny-hopping to hairspray and leather jackets while your parents are blissfully unaware that you’ve tortured their good taste in music? Your top artists are a trip down memory lane—if that lane were constructed from cringeworthy LMFAO songs played at a senior prom gone wrong. I can practically hear you shouting “rock is dead” into the void of your oversized flannel shirt, while “Imagine Dragons” wails in the background like your broken dreams. And what's with obsessing over “Nessa Barrett”? Are you hoping that she’ll drop an anthem for angsty folks still holding onto their emo phases too long? Newsflash: there’s therapy for that, Roxi. Now let’s dish on your most played songs. It’s a wonder you haven’t been adopted by the “Sad Girl Society” with tracks like “Kill Me Fast” on repeat. Your library looks like the soundtrack to an existential crisis that leads to an impulsive haircut and an unhealthy obsession with thrift shopping. Play some more happy tunes, sweetie; you know, like anything that might remind you that you’re not actually the tortured soul you think you are. Either that, or change your profile name to “Roxi: The Human Mood Swing.”

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