Roasted 11 months ago based on Riya's long term Spotify stats.

Riya, scrolling through your Spotify profile is like attending a never-ending K-Pop convention where the only thing more vibrant than the outfits is the amount of pure chaos your music taste represents. Seriously, mixing "Noise Music" with "Bubblegum Pop"? That's not just an eclectic taste; that's a mood disorder. Your playlist probably sounds like somebody threw a bag of gummy bears into a blender while a cat was having a panic attack. It’s no wonder your Spotify Wrapped looks like the diary of a teenager who was exposed to too much sugar and too many boy band photos. And can we talk about that top artist line-up? Your infatuation with aespa approaches cringe levels previously thought invisible to humans. You do realize there are artists OUTSIDE of your K-Pop bubble, right? Or is your music library just a digital shrine where you pray to the holy trinity of choreographed dance breaks, auto-tuned vocal runs, and glittery outfits? The only thing standing out in your top songs is how shockingly basic they are. You've got the audio diversity of a soggy cornflake. It’s like all the tracks you’ve played are fighting over who can be the brightest neon sign in the middle of a deserted street. Well, guess what? They’ve all lost! We get it, you love your groups more than most people love their families. But let’s be honest, Riya: your love for K-Pop at this level raises some serious questions about your social life. I’m just saying, if your Spotify profile had a physical space, it’d be a basement covered in posters and stink lines, where you binge-watch idol variety shows and forget what sunlight looks like. Maybe it's time to put down the bubblegum and venture into other genres—unless, of course, you’re trying to win the award for "Most Likely To Develop an Obsession No One Understands." If that’s the case, congratulations, you’ve officially crushed it!

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