Roasted 2 months ago based on Adrija's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Adrija, your Spotify profile reads like a stranded radio station stuck in the 2000s while trying to embrace every regional 'hit'. Seriously, with “Hindi Pop,” “Bollywood,” and a sprinkle of “Gujarati Garba,” it’s like you’re trying to give Spotify the most confused identity crisis ever. Are you curating a playlist or planning a wedding for every Indian state? And let’s not even start on the K-Pop obsession – you’ve got more BTS playlists than a middle schooler obsessed with Korean skincare and bubble tea. Your favorite artists could serve as the perfect soundtrack for a sitcom titled "Problems of an Overly Diverse Taste." Between Arijit Singh’s melodrama and Lana Del Rey’s existential crisis, it’s like you’ve got enough emotional baggage to fill a freight train. You have the versatility of a festival DJ who forgot the turntables but decided to DJ from his iPod collection instead. I mean, you could probably win a game of “Name That Tune” with a Qawwali followed swiftly by a K-Ballad. What a ride that would be! And your most played songs list? Wow! “Javeda Zindagi-Tose Naina Lage” and “Season of Love” could give a turkey a run for its money in the ‘most downer of a lunch’ competition. I can’t help but imagine you playing these sentimental tracks while crying into a bowl of dahi, contemplating the complexities of life and your inexplicable **love** for Hindi Pop. Just remember, Adrija, while you may be hoarding genres like Pokémon cards, there’s a world beyond "Saiyaara" and "Maula Mere Maula"! So let’s hope 2024 brings you at least one decent indie band that isn't stuck in the last millennium.

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