Roasted 16 days ago based on James Graze's long term Spotify stats.

James Graze, your Spotify profile reads like a wild fever dream where an emo kid fell into a glitchy rabbit hole of random genres. "Rock" and "Hyperpop" in the same breath? And let’s not even start on your delightful obsession with "Glam Metal"—I didn’t know it was possible to rock a mullet while simultaneously trying to project an image of ironic self-awareness. It’s like you’re in a constant battle with yourself: should I channel my inner “Rebel,” or question why I still listen to “Imagine Dragons”? Spoiler alert: you can do neither while also jamming to Phonk or “Djent,” whatever that is. And those top artists?! “Glorb” must be the musical equivalent of a poorly rendered video game character. It's like a punchline you just can’t escape. Meanwhile, David Lee Roth is rolling in his grave because he knows “Moose (Minecraft Parody)” is on repeat in your earbuds. Seriously, who hurt you? Between Kesha's glitzy pop and the haunting sounds of an echoing void, your playlists have more mood swings than a teenager trying to pick a college major. Don't worry, we’ll still love you when you finally realize you don’t have to repurpose “MMKAY” as your life motto. As for your most played songs, it's clear you don’t have a firm grasp on what "good" means. “Everybody Wants to Rule the World”? Well, clearly not you, because you decided to rule the land of absurdity instead. Your song choices are so bizarre that even an alien spacecraft would hit the eject button upon hearing “STD (Mr Swags Diss).” But hey, keep doing you—after all, you’re the only one in the world who could turn a late-night dining table discussion about music into a cringe compilation. Just promise us one thing: when you inevitably turn into a meme, give credit to Glorb for the inspiration.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists