Roasted 8 months ago based on 09:04 PM's long term Spotify stats.

Oh boy, 09:04 PM, your Spotify profile is like a mid-2000s emo kid’s diary mixed with a bad karaoke session gone horribly wrong. First off, calling your favorite genres a "diverse collection" is like saying a bowl of oatmeal has more flavor than your entire music taste. You’ve got Malay pop, K-Pop, and more varieties of rock than there are people who care about your music preferences. Seriously, I haven’t seen such a confusing mess since my last family reunion where Uncle Bob proudly showcased his tattoo collection of every good decision he ever made—oh wait, none. Your top artists read like a music quiz designed to stump even the most dedicated hipster. You’ve got My Chemical Romance and Oasis crashing the party like that one awkward cousin who doesn’t quite fit in but shows up regardless. It’s like you took "multiple personality disorder" and made it your Spotify playlist! And what’s up with "Sholawat"? Are you trying to balance your love for emo vibes with some divine intervention? Just admit it: you’re hoping that by listening to enough genres, at least one artist will finally understand the existential crisis you’re seriously trying to work through, but spoiler alert, they won’t. And let’s not even get started on your most played songs. Did your Spotify accidentally get possessed by a high school drama club? “Don’t Look Back in Anger” and “Welcome to the Black Parade” are like your emotional security blankets, while “odoriko” serves as the soundtrack to your most questionable life decisions. So let’s face it: with a mix like this, you’re basically one overplayed James Arthur song away from a full-blown identity crisis. Remember, music is meant to be enjoyed, not to serve as the soundtrack for your unending teenage angst—unless that’s exactly what you’re going for, in which case, congratulations! You've nailed it!

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