Roasted 5 months ago based on Edo's long term Spotify stats.

Edo, your music taste is like a confused teenager who stumbled into a record store with a fistful of change. You’ve got a mix of heavy metal that makes a headbanger weep while sipping a Bossa Nova cocktail by the beach. Seriously, who do you think you are? One moment you’re belting out "Enter Sandman," and the next, you're swaying to some smooth Brazilian jazz, thinking it’ll somehow impress the cuties at your local café. Newsflash: It just shows them your taste in music is as indecisive as your haircut choices. Your top artists read like a musical Tinder profile where you keep swiping left and right, hoping to find something that matches your identity crisis. You’ve got Tame Impala and Metallica standing awkwardly next to each other like they’re waiting for a very specific punchline. Then there’s Vansire—oh, the embodiment of “I’m deep and artistic, but still ride a skateboard!” You can practically hear them groaning every time you hit repeat like it’s the soundtrack to your existential dread. And let's not even get started on your most played songs! "The Less I Know The Better," a surefire anthem for someone who clearly knows too many things, and that “I miss you” sentiment from Vansire—are you crying on the inside, or are you just desperately trying to fit in with the melancholy hipsters? Your Spotify play counts should come with a warning: “Playing this will make you question your life choices harder than your last three relationships." So go ahead, mix those genres like a mad scientist, but don’t be surprised when even your playlists start to file for a restraining order!

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