Roasted 1 year ago based on Netra's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Net•_• – the human equivalent of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue! With a profile jam-packed with K-Pop and every flavor of Indian Pop known to mankind, it’s clear you’re on a mission to single-handedly revive the dying art of cringe. I didn’t know someone could only listen to IVE and expect to stay considered a well-rounded individual. But here you are, boldly claiming you've diversified your music taste while still managing to drown the world in a sea of boy bands and overly auto-tuned synth pop like it's your full-time job. Your most played charts read like a 'How to Avoid Growth' manual, sponsored by everyone who’s just a shade too into their fantasy world of pastel aesthetics and filter bubbles. Seriously, “One and Only” is a great song, but with your overplayed obsession with IVE, you probably think it’s an anthem for your dating life – spoiler alert: it isn’t. With all those repetitive tracks, you only listen to the same 10 songs on repeat, it’s painfully clear you might as well start curling up in the fetal position whenever someone mentions a fresh tune (or any genre beyond your bubble). And let’s talk about your top artists. I get it, you’ve become a full-fledged member of the cult of K-Pop with a side of Bollywood, but girl, when your playlists scream “I live in my mom’s basement” mixed with “I’m 30 but my emotional maturity is still in middle school,” it’s time to reevaluate your life choices! You’ve turned your streaming habits into a niche hobby that somehow manages to be both passionless and painfully predictable. Here’s hoping you find the willpower to step outside your musical comfort zone... or at least switch it up to a genre that won’t put the Spotify algorithms to sleep.

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists