Roasted 3 months ago based on Jey's long term Spotify stats.

Jey, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's fever dream set during an endless coffee shop open mic night. With favorite genres ranging from folk to slowcore, you must be the only person in history to find a way to make listening to music feel like a chore. Seriously, with a playlist that sounds more like a therapy session for sad acoustic guitars and existential dread, I'm just waiting for a song titled "My Cat Left Me for a More Interesting Human." Your top artists are basically a who's-who of people whose day jobs must involve knitting sweaters for their cats. Michael Aldag? More like Michael "I Wish I Had A Personality" Aldag. And please tell me you don’t genuinely believe that ‘Cigarettes After Sex’ is a fitting soundtrack for your life. How many times do you need to wallow in unrequited love before you realize you can just, you know, get a Tinder account instead of trying to find the essence of your own soul through melancholic harmonies and emotional health crises? Most played songs? “Saturday” and “Hell” by Michael Aldag followed by “Cheating”? Looks like someone's been in a bit too deep with their dramatic monologue phase. If your Spotify was a dinner party, it would be a sad gathering of broken dreams where everyone clinks their glasses of tears instead of champagne. But hey, at least you're consistent—you've managed to curate the sound of a thousand sad boys singing on the street corner. Bravo!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!