Roasted 2 years ago based on rgf's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, rgf, let’s break down your Spotify profile. You’ve curated a playlist that looks less like a collection of favorite tracks and more like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis for a high school dropout. "Rage Rap" and "Romanian Trap"? You really stretched for content there, didn’t you? Did you confuse Spotify with a European art film? For a guy with such a diversity of genres, you’re about as musically adventurous as someone who eats the same cereal every day because the box says it’s “fortified with vitamins.” As for your top artists, whoever Oscar is, I'm sure he’s a lovely person, but are you trying to tell me that Ken Carson made it on your list ten times because you genuinely like him or because you lost a bet? Seriously, it’s like you forgot about all the other talented artists and instead decided to wrap yourself in a cozy quilt of mediocrity. Your most played songs read like the discography of a single dude named "Ken Carson" who dropped out of community college after failing his Music 101 class. At least diversify your choices; there are a million tracks out there waiting for someone with taste to finally play them! And let’s talk about your song choices. My dude, if "Fighting My Demons" is on repeat in your headphones, maybe it’s time to stop listening and start seeking therapy. Whatever your vibe is right now, it comes across as “lost in a trance while stuck at an introvert’s coffee shop,” which explains why your playlists feel more like musical recess than a true artistic journey. Honestly, with the amount of repetition in your list, the only one fighting your demons is probably the Spotify algorithm—fighting to understand how you manage to listen to Ken Carson non-stop for weeks on end. Keep it up, and soon your Spotify Wrapped will just be a screenshot of the word "disappointing."

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