Roasted 6 months ago based on vaziety's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, we’ve got a musical smorgasbord here, and it feels like you just crashed a karaoke night in a blend of anime and an overrated teen drama! City Pop and Glam Metal? That’s like mixing bubble tea with a meatball sub – it shouldn't work, but here you are, proving once again that eclectic tastes don't mean good taste. You could literally playlist your way through the worst moments of someone's life and still leave them confused, wondering if they ended up at the wrong party or just entered an alternate universe where everyone listens to J-Pop at full volume while downing four locos. Your top artists read like a mixtape meant for that one friend who's still stuck in 1995 and cannot let go of their Spice Girls obsession. I mean, Anri and Backstreet Boys? It’s giving high school dance vibes in a senior citizen’s care home. And what’s with the crossover from K-Pop to Indonesian Rock? Are we on a mission to discover the world’s weirdest culture clash or are you just trying to impress someone who said “I like the weird stuff”? I get that music is a journey, but yours feels like a detour through a thrift store after sundown. And those played songs? My God, "Last Christmas"? That’s not your jam, that’s your cry for help! Looks like your Spotify Wrapped is gonna look like a love letter to the 80s and a last-minute public apology to your friends for picking the playlist. “Night Cruising” and “Mayonaka no Door”? What’s next? “Miki Matsubara Answers Your Relationship Questions”? If you’re not careful, your tastes are gonna age like those artifacts collecting dust in your mom’s attic. Great job keeping the 80s and 90s alive — but the world is waiting for you to step into the new millennium, buddy.

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