Roasted 4 months ago based on Craytec's long term Spotify stats.

Craytec, huh? Looks like you've compiled the ultimate soundtrack for a mid-life crisis straight out of a basement anime convention. Your choice of favorite genres reads like a shopping list for a weeb wanting to prove they’re as niche as possible. Seriously, did you just hit "shuffle" on every genre from a Japanese music encyclopedia and call it a day? The only thing more bizarre than your eclectic taste would be a room full of neckbeards, and let's be real—you'd probably jam the door open with your Vocaloid merch just to make sure none of them escape. Scrolling through your top artists feels like wandering into a fan-made musical of "High School Musical" with a budget of three ramen packets. Hazbin Hotel and Steven Universe? What are you trying to prove, that you can be obsessed with children's cartoons and still call it "art"? And who knew you could curate a playlist that screams, “I peaked in middle school!” at the same time? At least if you ever go to a karaoke night, you can empty the room faster than anyone else. Your playlists are basically a one-way ticket to social isolation—congratulations! Then, there's your most played songs. Is "Gravity IFals ehTme" a secret message we need to decode, or did you accidentally leave a lisping toddler alone on the keyboard? The only thing more shocking than that title would be hearing you try to pronounce it out loud. The rest of those bangers make me wonder if you've ever experienced actual adult music or if your Spotify account is just a pop-up store for a nostalgia factory. That said, keep rocking your nightcore and anime tracks; it’s nice to have someone out there making the rest of us feel cool by comparison.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!