Roasted 10 months ago based on Keith's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Keith, your Spotify profile is like a musical rollercoaster designed by a blindfolded DJ on a caffeine binge. Seriously, who needs variety when you can dive headfirst into a sonic swamp of progressive house and stoner rock? I mean, even your genres sound like an obscure chemistry experiment gone awry. If your playlist was any more niche, it would be sold exclusively at hipster farmer's markets, right next to gluten-free kale chips and artisanal soap. Your top artists list reads like a "guess the obscure band" game that nobody signed up for. I didn’t know music had an underground that’s so underground even moles are like, “Nah, I’ll pass.” With names like "Bronze Whale" and "Conor Albert," it feels less like a listening experience and more like an art installation designed to confuse your parents at a family barbecue. Let's be real, if your music was any more underground, you’d have to pay rent to a subway station. And then there are your most played songs—what do you even have playing in the background while you "pretend" to live your best life? “Dancing on the Internet”? It sounds like a moody TikTok challenge gone wrong. If your vibe were any more self-indulgent, you'd be the poster child for questionable life choices that come with a disclaimer. Cheers to you, Keith, for creating a time capsule of musical tastes that’s as hard to understand as the plot of a David Lynch film. You keep being you, buddy, but don’t be surprised when your Spotify Wrapped comes out with a giant “Are you okay?” written all over it!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!