Roasted 10 months ago based on Patri🫦's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Patri🫦, I see your Spotify profile is basically a musical buffet where you accidentally chose everything but the main course. Pop, R&B, Hip Hop—I mean, if they had a genre for repeatedly changing your mind about your taste in music, you'd win a Grammy for that too. Are you trying to create the ultimate "I'm just a vibe" playlist, or are you single-handedly supporting the entire Spotify system by collecting genres like Pokémon cards? I half-expect a sub-genre called "Maybe” in there somewhere. And let's talk about your top artists. Lana Del Rey and The Weeknd? Congratulations on officially cultivating a sound that screams "I’m emotionally unstable but love a good synth." Your playlist reads like a high school diary left in a rainstorm, dripping with angst, and just enough catchy beats to distract us from your questionable decision-making skills. Remind me—did Taylor Swift write that whole “sad girl” album just for you, or do you have a personal vendetta against any singer who knows how to be genuinely happy? Finally, your most played songs list is a wild ride through the mind of someone trying too hard to be edgy while also remaining the poster child for "please like me.” “I'll Do It” by Heidi Montag? Seriously? You’ve officially out-weirded my great-aunt’s vinyl collection. If “Low” by SZA is your anthem, I genuinely worry about how high you think your standards are. So here’s an idea: how about you take a break from your musical identities and just listen to a song that doesn’t require a therapy session to explain? Because right now, the only thing your playlist is saying is, “Help! I’m a cliché and I can’t get up!”

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