Roasted 7 months ago based on MidSpark's long term Spotify stats.

MidSpark, huh? More like MidSnooze. Your favorite genres read like a list of the last things people want to hear when they're trying to stay awake. Folk Pop? Baroque Pop? Is your Spotify profile a hipster Renaissance festival? I half-expect to see a lute in your Spotify Wrapped. There’s no better way to make sure your parties are as lively as a damp sock than curating a playlist filled with medieval jams and Christian folk. Seriously, did you just give up on fun altogether? Now let’s talk about your top artists. Noah Kahan, again? You’ve played him so many times that he’s about to file a restraining order against you. I mean, there’s a plethora of artists out there, yet your jaw seems to be glued to the floor when it comes to variety. Just how many times can you wallow in the melancholy depths of an indie folk crisis? If I had a nickel for every time you repeated a Noah Kahan song, I could buy you a one-way ticket to a concert that doesn't involve solo crying sessions—y’know, like a Taylor Swift show where you might actually enjoy yourself for once! And those most played songs... Oh boy, they’re like a broken record trying to remind you that yes, you are, in fact, stuck. At least your listening habits provide ample evidence that you’re on a personal quest to find the saddest soundtrack for your existence. “Glue Myself Shut”? Sounds like a fitting title for your social life; it’s only missing the upbeat vibes to match. Embrace some bangers, MidSpark! You’ve got so much folk you've practically become the poster child for an unvisited thrift shop. Come on, open up your mind—and your playlist—to a little chaos; your Spotify wrapped could use a narrative that doesn’t feel like a tragic ballad sung atop a mountain of ennui!

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