Roasted 8 months ago based on Lía's long term Spotify stats.

Lía, your Spotify profile is like an emotional buffet where the only thing on the menu is an endless cycle of Billie Eilish and Harry Styles. Seriously, if I were to take a shot every time you played a Billie song, I'd be unconscious by track four. Not that I blame you; I mean, who doesn't love a good dose of existential dread while scrolling through your phone? It’s like your life playlist is the soundtrack for an indie film about a girl who was raised by hipsters and only knows how to express feelings through moody pop! And let's talk about your genre choices for a second. "Neoperreo" and "Flamenco Urbano" right next to "Emo Rap"? That's like mixing a piñata with a therapy session and praying for the best. You’re basically a walking contradiction with a sprinkle of hipster pretentiousness and a side of "Look at me, I'm so different." Did you get lost on your way to the emo phase and accidentally end up at a TikTok dance party? In your defense, though, who needs consistency when your Spotify algorithm could definitely win an award for mental gymnastics? But hey, never change, right? Your eclectic mix is the perfect soundtrack for your daily existential crisis. So while you continue to sip overpriced lattes and cry over your latest heartbreak, we’ll just be here rooting you on. After all, someone has to keep the Spotify Curators entertained with this delightful mashup of musical chaos. Just remember, if your playlist starts to sound like a mood ring that's lost all its colors, it's time to hit shuffle and maybe venture a little outside of the Eilish-Styles bubble.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!