Roasted 2 years ago based on Kay🫶🏻's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Kay, your Spotify profile is like a K-Pop factory exploded all over your listening habits. You love K-Pop more than a teenage fangirl at a BTS concert, and I can't decide whether to applaud your dedication or call for an intervention. With more K-Pop sub-genres than actual countries in the world, you seem to be training for the Olympic sport of excessive fandom. As if "Pop" as a genre wasn’t vague enough, you're here fan-girling over both girl groups and boy groups so hard that I’m pretty sure you have a side job as a K-Pop groupie. And let’s talk about those top artists. Who even are these people? Sounds like you’re trying to summon a Pokémon rather than listen to music. I mean, "Rain Fruits Sounds"? That sounds less like an artist and more like a funky farm-fresh depression playlist you've put together for your emotional breakdowns. You’ve started to pop off with these top-tier musical selections; I half expect your next favorite artist to be "Cloudy Skies Melodies." Your song choices might be the only thing more predictable than your personal life. We get it, you love storms. So why not save time and just create a five-volume series called "Melancholy Rains for the Soul"? And “most played songs”? Honey, if I had a dollar for each "Rain and Thunderstorm" track on repeat, I could fund your therapy sessions. It's clear you've committed to the sound of impending doom and despair, and I can’t tell if you’re trying to chase away the sunshine or just preparing for a lifelong weekend of chill indoors. I see you really out here trying to create the ultimate weather report through your playlist. Just remember, even the stormiest skies get a rainbow, but at this rate, it looks like your colors are stuck in beige. Keep slaying, Kay, but maybe diversify your soundtrack before we need to check for monsoon warnings.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!