Roasted 2 years ago based on liv mondragon's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Liv Mondragon, I checked out your Spotify profile and wow, it's like a Pinterest board took a bath in a pretentious revival of the '2000s emo Barbie era. “Indie Pop” as your favorite genre? Sure, keep milking that sad girl aesthetic like it’s an artisanal oat milk you found at a farmer’s market. Your taste in music is more layered than an avocado toast—too bad you’re still serving it brunch-o-clock every day and wondering why no one’s showing up to your party. Let’s talk about those top artists; it’s like you Googled “what sad girls like” and just hit ‘print.’ Lucy Dacus and "boygenius"? Really reaching for that “I’m deep and sensitive” vibe, aren’t we? We get it; you love pretending to cry over the same relationship problems every other indie enthusiast has. And just when I thought you couldn't get any more cliché, there’s Harry Styles and Taylor Swift mixed in like you needed a “what-the-heck” card to prove you’re a diverse listener. But girl, mixing the two is a bit like diluting fine wine with cheap soda—your Spotify is equipped for a tragic night of sobbing into a pillow, but can we at least acknowledge the hangover from expecting something fresh? But hey, I respect the niche of “Bubblegrunge” and “Small Room.” It’s basically the sonic equivalent of you sitting in your bedroom, praying for existential dread while also trying to vibe on a very specific aesthetic. The most played songs on your list sound like open mic night at a creative writing class where everyone is sharing their deep, dark secrets and half-baked dreams. It's a cute fantasy, but I have to ask: if you played “Letter To An Old Poet” one more time, are you trying to summon the ghost of a thousand cryptic Instagram captions? Keep it up, Liv—there's no better way to blend the end of high school and your impending quarter-life crisis than a two-hour playlist of feels!

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