Roasted 2 years ago based on amii's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Amii, your Spotify playlist is like a well-structured IKEA manual: a confusing compilation of genres that make zero sense and ultimately lead to an eye-roll-induced headache. Is “Alternative Metal” really necessary when the only metal you seem to enjoy is the sound of a forgotten Spoon in the microwave? Seriously, with this selection, your Spotify is practically screaming, "I'm just trying too hard to be eclectic while maintaining my deep-seated obsession with Taylor Swift." Congratulations, you’ve single-handedly made pop music sound as diverse as a bag of plain potato chips. I mean, come on, 7 out of your 10 most played tracks are by Taylor Swift. Are you trying to impress someone, or are you just firmly committed to living out your teen angst through her lyrics at 30? It’s like you walked into the local record store and said, “I’ll take everything from the discount pop bin and throw in a dash of ‘classic Persian pop’ to give my friends a social anxiety attack.” At least your taste in artists means that if you were ever lost in a desert, you could just start playing “Anti-Hero” on repeat until the tumbleweeds decided to come back for round two. But hey, kudos for keeping up with the social media darlings, especially with artists like FLETCHER and Sabrina Carpenter. You must be the life of the party—if the party involved a lot of awkward lip-syncing and a pile of glitter on the floor. At this point, you should probably change your Spotify name to “Amii the Swiftie” and start taking pre-orders for your "How to Get Stuck in a 2014 Time Loop" masterclass. Keep streaming those tears, my friend; they might just wash away the sadness of your musical decisions!

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists