Roasted 11 months ago based on Missel's long term Spotify stats.

Well, Missel, it's clear you enjoy music that matches both your emotional state and questionable fashion choices. Bedroom Pop? More like "I-need-a-therapy-session" Pop. Have you been hiding from the world under your bed while curating this playlist, or did you just decide that nostalgia for your angst-ridden teenage years was the way to go? If I didn't know better, I'd think your Spotify is just an ongoing soundtrack to your diary entries titled "Woe is Me!" Your top artist choices—half of which sound like they were pulled from a random generator for sad teenagers—certainly reflect your eclectic taste. Melanie Martinez? Seriously? Your favorites read like a list of artists who all agree that collecting emotional scars is the core of their discography. Also, kudos for trying to spice things up with "Riot Grrrl," but let's be real, the only thing you're initiating a riot over is the lack of Wi-Fi while you binge-watch another coming-of-age series with an oversaturated color palette. And those most played songs? Let me guess, you blast "Teenagers" by My Chemical Romance while simultaneously doing a dramatic hair flip in the mirror, right? Your musical taste is so moody and vintage anti-hero that even my mom’s nostalgia for the early 2000s feels like a rave in comparison. If your playlists could physically manifest, they'd probably look like a half-finished watercolor painting titled “Sadness,” with a ton of glitter trying (and failing) to cover up the mess. Keep at it, Missel; the world needs more overdramatic playlists to accompany their mid-afternoon existential crises!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!