Roasted 4 months ago based on -'s long term Spotify stats.

Ev, your Spotify profile reads like a funeral playlist for a high school goth who never quite figured out that there’s life outside of angst and screaming. Seriously, with favorite genres like "Doom Metal" and "Post-Hardcore," it’s a miracle your Spotify hasn’t filed a restraining order against you for emotional distress. At this point, your musical taste has more mood swings than a teenager on a coffee binge. Are you trying to win an award for the most melodramatic listening history, or are you just struggling to keep your inner emo kid alive? Your top artists read like the "who’s who" of melodrama, with Anathema and Katatonia leading the charge in your quest to experience every possible form of existential dread. Bring Me The Horizon? More like Bring Me The Overdramatic. If those artist names were any more tragic, I’d have to check for a pulse. I get it; you’re trying to be “deep” and all, but with those favorites, the only thing you’re digging is your own grave—as you wallow in self-pity while meticulously crafting the soundtrack to your eternal suffering. And those most played songs? Ev, do you have a therapist on speed dial? Because judging by the titles, it sounds like your life is one walk away from a full-on meltdown. "The One You Loved," "Ghosts I See," and "Hospital for Souls"—wow, did you just leave a relationship or are you auditioning for the role of Sad Emo in a coming-of-age horror film? Next time you hit play, how about adding a few tracks that celebrate happiness or, God forbid, some joy? Or are you just committed to this never-ending saga of woe?

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