Roasted 5 months ago based on Ryouchi's long term Spotify stats.

Ryouchi's Spotify profile is the epicenter of questionable musical choices. Seriously, your playlist looks like a musical buffet at a hipster café where no one knows what they ordered. R&B? K-Pop? J-Rock? You’re like the genre equivalent of a confused tourist. You’re collecting sounds like Pokémon cards, but instead of leveling up, you just end up with a wallet lighter than your taste in music. I mean, how many times do you need to say "afro" to prove you’re diverse? Maybe just stick to one genre and spare us the identity crisis. And what's going on in your top artists list? SZA, Mariah the Scientist, and Drake—finally, some semblance of normalcy. But then we’re yanked into the black hole of "Plastic Girl in Closet" and "PARTYNEXTDOOR." I don’t know who’s throwing this party, but it sounds like it’s also inviting existential dread. Is this a nighttime mood or just an emotional rollercoaster that even your therapist wouldn’t dare to analyze? One minute you're crying over a Summer Walker ballad, and the next, you’re hopping on the K-Pop train with LE SSERAFIM like nothing matters. I hope you're at least wearing a seatbelt. As for your most played songs, listen—if “Nothin' on Me” is stuck in your head, I think we actually found the problem. I see you're having a romantic relationship with multiple vibes, but let's face it, they all have commitment issues. "Let's Go Back"? Honestly, at this point, let’s go back in time before you started this playlist adventure. God forbid your Spotify Wrapped gives you more cringe than clarity. Forget musical tastes—how about we work on curating some dignity? Just a thought!

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