Roasted 2 years ago based on sian's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Sian, your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet for people who ate too many Pop Rocks and decided they needed to hear every possible variation of the phrase "boy band" seven times while they enjoy a side of Broadway. Seriously, with that playlist, I half-expect to see a surprise cameo from Barney and the Teletubbies as your next favorite artist. I can only imagine you swaying back and forth, passionately believing that your Spotify Wrapped is going to show that you single-handedly saved the K-Pop industry. Spoiler alert: it didn’t. You’ve got more “Pop” and “K-Pop” in your favorites than a kid in a candy store with a sugar rush! It’s almost like you’re trying to collect every form of upbeat music known to mankind just in case you might need to hold a dance party in the middle of a funeral. And while watching talent show contestants throw glitter on their dreams is definitely a pastime, claiming it as a favorite genre is an act of desperation. We all saw you screaming at the TV during auditions like they were about to drop the next big anthem—newsflash, Sian, they aren’t! Your most played songs read like a convoluted diary entry written by someone living under a rock conveniently located near TikTok's headquarters. “Fat Funny Friend”? Please, it sounds like self-awareness wrapped in a catchy tune, and yet here you are blasting it like it's a global anthem. Who needs deep cuts when you've got a playlist filled with songs that scream “Who am I again?” It’s like you’re trying to unlock the secrets of life through upbeat choruses while your music taste fights for survival under the weight of all that shiny pop. Keep it up, and we’ll need to start a support group for all ‘K-Pop lushes’ in denial!

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