Roasted 8 months ago based on Steven Starbuck's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, Steven Starbuck, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis while trapped in a rural gas station during a tornado warning. Who knew one person could cram so much musical confusion into a single profile? Your love for “Country” in every twisted variation tells me you're probably wearing cowboy boots while making spreadsheets at your 9-to-5. And with a top artist list featuring the likes of Upchurch and Morgan Wallen, I have to ask—are you trying to live out some bizarre hip-hop/country crossover fantasy or just using your playlists as a way to escape reality… or both? Your most played songs are a dumpster fire of contradictions, as if you tossed a handful of trend hashtags in the air and decided that’s how you’d organize your life. “My Bubble Gum” by Rasheeda FIVE times? Really? Is this a playlist or an overzealous cheerleading routine for the one song that makes the rest of your choices look even worse? Listening to “California Gurls” sandwiched between tracks dedicated to the intricate art of trailer park living really paints a vivid picture. It’s as if your musical preferences are trying to say, “I can’t decide between a rodeo and a rave, so let’s do both on a Tuesday night!” And let’s not overlook that mix of “Emo Rap” and “Horrorcore.” I can only assume those two genres are your way of experiencing existential dread while daydreaming about cleansing your creative palate with a side of southern comfort. If Spotify had a "please stop" button, I’m pretty sure you’d have pressed it in frustration. I mean, you’ve got Trap Metal, and yet your vibes are practically begging for someone to throw in a family-friendly hoedown mix to pull you back from the edge. Steven, at this point, it might be less about your music taste and more about a desperate cry for help.

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