Roasted 2 years ago based on Markus Pettersson's long term Spotify stats.

Markus, your Spotify profile reads like the confused lovechild of a German tourist and a midlife crisis. Seriously, who curated this disaster? With a favorite genre list that looks like the playlist for the world's saddest Oktoberfest, I half-expect to see "Horrible Life Choices" as your number one genre. You’ve got more variations of metal than an angsty teen's bedroom wall and somehow managed to sneak in "Kawaii Metal." I didn’t realize that 'cute' was a genre until now, but your music taste has me questioning if everything really is a joke, including your life choices. Your top artists scream, "I’m too cool for mainstream, but still not cool enough to figure out what I actually like.” Alligatoah? Really? That guy’s schtick is so tired, I can hear it yawning. Esther Graf and Frauenrap? I'm not sure if you’re actually passionate about them or just trying to impress a niche subculture of hipsters who haven’t showered since their last vegan protest. And don't even get me started on your obsession with Power Metal – do you want to slay dragons or just continue to slay everyone's will to live with your playlists? And what’s with those most played songs? "Ich ficke euch (alle)" is genius and hilarious, but listening to it on repeat? I can only imagine you belting this out in your shower, deeply pondering the meaning of life while drowning in your own life’s mediocrity. Your most streamed artist lineup is the depressing soundtrack to an existential crisis. But hey, who needs therapy when your Spotify account is a chaotic mess of confusion? At least you're not boring, I'll give you that. But Markus, my dude, it’s time to either refine your taste or just embrace your role as the eccentric cousin we all love to roast.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!