Roasted 2 years ago based on Timmy's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Timmy, looking at your Spotify profile is like taking a trip to the angsty adolescent corner of a Hot Topic store. With a favorite genre list that reads like an emo kid’s diary entries, it’s clear your playlist is hoping to impress someone who still believes the "Permanent Wave" was a haircut style and not just another phase you never grew out of. You call yourself a ‘Rock’ enthusiast, yet your top artists are about as timeless as a TikTok trend — I can already picture you crying your eyes out while blasting Lovejoy in your room, hoping they’ll be the soundtrack to your next emotional crisis. Let’s not even start on your most played songs. Seriously, if I had a nickel for every time you streamed “Normal People Things” by Lovejoy, I could afford to pay for some actual therapy sessions to help with your obsession. I mean, is that supposed to be ironic? Are we supposed to praise you for being part of the "cool kids" club that listens to songs based on how ‘normal’ it is to not be in a relationship? And “Scum”? That’s ironic coming from the guy who has more band shirts than friends. It’s like you’re trying to win a gold medal in cringe. And oh boy, let’s discuss your eclectic taste in sub-genres! "Garage Rock"? You must listen to that while you clean your parent's garage as you dream of being a rock star one day. "Sheffield Indie"? How painfully specific! Did you inhale the dust of those forgotten British bands? It’s no surprise your “nu metal” phase still haunts you — the ghost of Linkin Park must feel so proud seeing you attempt to channel your inner angsty teenager while sipping on kombucha at your local coffee shop. Timmy, let’s just admit it: your profile is like a bad mixtape from 2004 — an absolute commitment to cringiness!

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