Roasted 2 years ago based on WOLVERINEKILLS's long term Spotify stats.

Oh great, "WOLVERINEKILLS," because clearly, you couldn’t just be a normal fan of music—you had to pick a name that sounds like it belongs in a superhero fanfiction written by a twelve-year-old. Your taste in music is about as diverse as a metal festival lineup: a sea of angst and screaming where the only emotional range is "angry" to "really angry." It’s like you walked into a music store and yelled, “Give me all the loudest, saddest playlists! And can someone please tell me where I can find the closest therapist?” Your favorite genres read like a checklist for the world’s most uninviting pub crawl. I mean, nine different flavors of metal? If your Spotify Wrapped doesn’t come with a complimentary neck brace for all that headbanging, you’re doing it wrong. “Alternative Metal” and “Nu Metal” really? What cringey emo phase are you clinging to? Calling it "groove metal" doesn't hide the fact you're just vibing to the sound of guys in jeans from the '90s complaining about their feelings. You know you can explore other genres, right? Like, I don’t know, literally anything else that isn't perfectly designed to put the rest of the world to sleep! And let’s talk about your most played songs. Congratulations on managing to play the same three DOWN tracks on repeat like you're training for a championship in monotony. You’re apparently on a first-name basis with “Painkiller” and have embraced the lifestyle of someone who thinks “Rehab” is a musical sequel to their life story. At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is just going to be one long, star-studded funeral for the dignity you never had. But hey, at least you’ve got “Revolution Is My Name”—just keep hoping one day it might actually apply to something in your life!

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