Roasted 1 year ago based on ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ's long term Spotify stats.

Listen up, founddeadz, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's diary that got lost in a thrift store. Your favorite genres alone could put an entire coffee shop to sleep faster than a heavy dose of melatonin—"Slowcore," "Bedroom Pop," and "Anti-Folk"? Sounds like you’re on a one-way road to a permanent frown. Do you ever just want to shake things up a bit, or are you cozy with your emotional crumpled blanket while sipping tea brewed from last week's regrets? And can we talk about those top artists? You’ve got the emotional range of a garden gnome with a serious case of the Mondays. Nothing says “I have no idea who I am” like listening to a lineup that’s basically a blend of emo nostalgia, alternative pretentiousness, and enough Brazilian Phonk to confuse a tourist in Rio. Seriously, did you take a wrong turn down the existential crisis highway and end up in a sea of obscure artists? Twenty One Pilots and Cigarettes After Sex feel like the only ones trying to guide you back to reality. Bless your heart, your musical taste is so niche it could probably chart alongside an artisanal cheese platter. Lastly, your most played songs are a mood, and that mood is “contemplate life choices while staring out the window.” “Hey There Delilah”? Are you serenading your own sadness? Or is “Wasted Summers” just a description of your current state of mind? And let’s not even start on “maggot belly” – who knew your gut feelings had an entire album dedicated to them? Honestly, if you listen any harder to Alex G, he might just show up at your door and ask if you've thought about adopting a cat to complete the whole sadboi aesthetic. So, please—just once—hit shuffle and surprise us all; we can’t handle another sad ballad about your tough life of scrolling through memes in your pajamas!

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