Roasted 3 days ago based on pltomsoon's long term Spotify stats.
pltomsoon, huh? Your love for jazz rap and multiple hip hop subgenres makes it clear you’re still searching for your identity like a kid in a candy store with a blindfold on. By the time you've navigated through all the “experimental” and “alternative” tags, you pretty much need a PhD in confusion just to explain what you actually listen to. At this rate, the only thing less focused than your music taste is the direction of your life. And let’s talk about your top artists. Tyler, The Creator? More like Tyler, The One-Trick Pony. Seriously, if I see "EARFQUAKE" in your most played songs one more time, I might just start to think you’re stuck in a time loop where you’re perpetually 16 and learning about emotions for the first time. With a playlist that looks like a DIY workshop for wannabe hip-hop connoisseurs, it seems like you're just one “Sicko Mode” away from being a meme in your own right. I’m surprised you haven’t started to publically identify as a Tyler-enthusiast at your local coffee shop just to feel special while drinking overpriced lattes. Now, with all the “Boom Bap” and “Rage Rap” action you claim to be a fan of, it’s a wonder you haven’t accidentally started a one-man mosh pit in your living room. How can you rage out to your music yet still manage to look so passive on the surface? If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone take hip hop this seriously, I’d be rich enough to buy you some new hobbies. Maybe swap that Spotify subscription for a gym membership—you know, for "experimental" self-improvement instead of just your sonic escapism!
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