Roasted 2 years ago based on God Vu's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Anhest, let’s break down this Spotify profile like it’s an emotional support sandwich—because your taste in music is packed tighter than your favorite pair of skinny jeans. You’ve got more genres than a confused teenager flipping through radio stations. Pop, metalcore, alternative metal, K-Pop. You are the human embodiment of that one friend who shows up to a party wearing a Slayer shirt while blasting Taylor Swift in the parking lot. You’re basically a musical identity crisis with a smartphone! And your top artists? My dude, it’s like you threw a dart at the board of 2000s angst and 2020 TikTok hits. You’ve got BTS on one end, spreading love and flashy dance routines, and on the other, you’ve got Motionless In White—perfect for the next time you want to wallow in your sad boy feelings. It’s like you’re preparing for a breakup with yourself: “Hey, we can either rock out to Korn’s iconic riffs or cry it out to Ariana Grande. Decisions, decisions!" I can already hear the playlist screaming, “Who hurt you?” Finally, let’s talk about those top-played songs—you really nailed the whole “I’m a poet trapped in a jock’s body” vibe. “Shame on Me” followed by “True Colors” is a mood, if I’ve ever seen one. It’s like you’re on a rollercoaster of self-deprecation and existential dread. But let’s be real here: you could’ve picked a better anthem than “HOUSE ON SAND.” That sounds less like a hardcore banger and more like a warning from your landlord. So keep rocking out with your emotional rollercoaster of a playlist, just make sure to have the tissues ready.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!