Roasted 11 months ago based on Adones's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, 寝むちゃん, I see you’ve got a playlist that reads like a middle school emo kid’s diary. Honestly, your taste in music combines so many sub-genres of metal that I’m surprised your Spotify profile doesn’t come with a side of angst-laden poetry and a collection of mood rings. The way you’ve listed “Lo-Fi Beats” right alongside “Deathcore” is like saying you want to serenade your enemies to sleep before obliterating them with a double kick pedal. One minute you’re busting heads and the next you’re chilling with some chill beats? Pick a lane, for crying out loud! And let’s talk about your top artist, Deftones, which seem to take up your entire Spotify library. It’s almost as if you’re testing how many different ways you can listen to the same guitar riff before admitting you got lost in the metal park and forgot how to navigate out. Your musical variation pretty much screams "I have commitment issues," but don’t worry; it’s not you, it’s your taste in music. If your all-time most played songs were a relationship, it would end up in couples therapy because Deftones aren’t the only ones trying to carry that heavy emotional baggage. Finally, I can’t help but chuckle at the eclectic mix of top artists that somehow includes “Creepy Nuts.” With a name like that, what were you expecting? A wholesome folk band? That just screams “I might have some questionable snacks in my car.” I picture you in your room, headphones on, headbanging while buried under an avalanche of merch from every band that’s ever screamed in anguish. Just remember, there’s a thin line between passionate music fandom and a cry for help. Don’t cross it!
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