Roasted 8 months ago based on Lucas Santos's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Lucas Santos, the self-proclaimed king of Spotify’s cryptic genres! Your playlist is like a Brazilian carnival had a one-night stand with the ‘05 EDM scene and birthed a dumpster fire of musical identity crises. Who knew "Funk Carioca" and "Brega Funk" could coexist on the same list like two awkward uncles at a family reunion, pretending to like each other's presence? If your music taste was a snack, it'd be a mix of cotton candy and raw fish—sugary, flashy, and completely unhinged. Your top artists read like a roll call for a party only attended by people you’ve never met but somehow follow on Instagram. Mc Jacaré? DJ Samir? Sounds like a lineup for a school talent show rather than hard-hitting talent. If David Guetta had any idea his name is listed next to “GORDÃO DO PC” and “DJ TOPO,” he’d be questioning every life decision that led him to this point. “Hey, this is my Spotify profile!”—said no one ever while cringing at their own choices. And let’s talk about your most played songs—starting with "Oi Oi Oi (Claudinho Brasil Remix)," which sounds less like a jam and more like a cry for help. Seriously, it’s like you’re trying to curate the most confusing playlist possible, where “Porsche Azul” and “Marretada do Thor” somehow make sense in an alternate universe. It’s a good thing you’re not a DJ because the only room you'd pack is the one reserved for ‘most questionable choices.’ So keep grooving to your unique blend of, well, chaos, and remember: life’s too short to not be this hilariously misguided!

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