Roasted 1 year ago based on brí's long term Spotify stats.

Brí, your Spotify profile is like a buffet for musical indecision—who knew that "pop" could have so many flavors? I mean, pop, but make it "singer-songwriter," then sprinkle in some "Alt Z" like it's an exotic seasoning that totally ties the whole dish together. Did you just discover Spotify’s genre filter and decide to go on a shopping spree? With that playlist, it’s no wonder your musical taste is so confused; it's the audio equivalent of a mid-life crisis at 25! Your top artists list reads like a desperate attempt to seem eclectic, but let's be real: it’s about as diverse as a bag of plain potato chips. I can't help but wonder if you've been "targeted ads" on social media, because there’s barely a notable indie artist who hasn’t graced your ears—even if you have to sift through "TRASH" to find them. Just like your favorite genre, your top artists list seems to have been curated based on who could deliver the most vapid emotional ballads with the catchiest hooks. Congrats! You've achieved musical minimalism by selecting every artist with an identity crisis. And those most-played songs? Wowza! It's like your heart was torn between belting out angsty "pop punk" and shedding tears over "Colombian Pop." "A Match Into Water" and "King For A Day"? One minute you're a teen in a mosh pit, and the next you're at home crying over your fifth cup of lukewarm chamomile tea. Your playlist screams, "I’m confused and listen to songs that describe my personality better than I do." So here’s a piece of advice: maybe channel your inner musical identity, or you’ll be caught in a never-ending loop of “POV: Who Am I?”

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!