Roasted 2 years ago based on w.elifxq's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s w.elifxq, the walking Spotify algorithm that decided to go global for no good reason! With a playlist that reads like a confused Turkish pizza menu, were you just trying to take a musical tour of your midlife crisis? I mean, you’ve got everything from “Turkish Hip Hop” to “UK Pop”—if they ever have a collaboration with “What Is My Life,” you’re going to be their biggest fan. What's next? Turkish polka? You could've just left your musical journey at “Weirdly Random,” but no, you had to throw in Billie Eilish and XXXTentacion to confuse the algorithms and the human race alike. And let’s talk about your favorite artists. You've got Kalben, the Turkish queen of melancholic vibes, next to the likes of Lil Uzi Vert, which is like saying you enjoy a fine wine while simultaneously chugging grape soda. At this point, you’re not a listener; you’re an accidental DJ at a karaoke night where no one knows the lyrics. Seriously, why fit in one genre when you can flaunt a collection of confused screams and existential dread spanning continents? Your playlist reads like the soundtrack to a mid-30s existential crisis—congrats, you're practically a vibe! As for your most played tracks, we've got “Bırakma Beni” followed by “Poison Tree.” A true symphony of heartbreak—you know, the type of music that makes you question every life choice you ever made, right down to those nasty shoes you wore in high school. I get it, you're just vibing with your feelings, but if I hear “Gangsters Pain” one more time, I might just reach for a tranquilizer. If music is your therapy, I can only imagine the heap of couch bills you'd stack up in a year! Remember, there’s a fine line between being eclectic and having no idea how to curate a vibe, and you, my friend, have thrown on tap shoes and are tap dancing all over it!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!