Roasted 1 year ago based on ! blarny ( ⁎ᵕᴗᵕ⁎ )'s long term Spotify stats.

Alright, ! blarny, let's take a moment to appreciate your Spotify profile: it’s like a goth teenager’s diary exploded in a Hot Topic. Seriously. You’ve got everything from "Melodic Death Metal" to "Electroclash," which, in layman’s terms, means you like your mood swings with a side of synth. The fact that 'Anime' is a genre on your list just confirms my suspicion that you probably cry over cat girls while blasting Rammstein. When you’re not busy counting down the days until the next MCR reunion tour, I’m sure you’re trying to convince the world that having "Pop Punk" in your mix somehow balances out the collective existential dread radiating from your profile. Your top artists read like the lineup of a festival no one wants to attend. I mean, "Fucking Werewolf Asso"? Oh, please tell me there’s a hidden talent show for people who think they were born in the wrong era of underground metal where 'Cuddle Me Grumpy' is the headlining act. And hey, props for keeping it oddly specific with band names that sound like a drunken inside joke in a basement somewhere - but as someone who actively listens to "Metalocalypse," it’s clear your sense of musical taste is both admirable and a little concerning. Just remember that the universe doesn’t need another person yelling about their "superiority complex" while wallowing in the melodrama of emo lyrics. And don’t even get me started on your most-played songs. Between "Cancer" and "Rabid," it's clear you’re one breakup away from writing your own goth opera. We’re all waiting for that classic track: "My Heart Is An Emo Black Hole" to drop—make sure to feature a long instrumental breakdown, again standing at that crossroads between musical genius and an existential crisis. Look, I respect that you probably think all this gives you emotional depth, but at this point, you might as well get a "It’s not a phase; it’s a lifestyle" tattoo... right next to your "Soundtrack to My Angsty Life" playlist.

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