Roasted 21 days ago based on nico's long term Spotify stats.

Nico, your Spotify profile looks like it was curated by a hyperactive toddler who just discovered every genre that sounds cool and messy. "Neoperreo" and "Hyperpop"? Seriously? It’s like you threw a DJ mixer and a box of crayons into a blender and hit ‘purée.’ I can practically hear the chaotic soundtrack of a cat trying to fight a vacuum cleaner blasting through your playlist. Your taste in music screams, "I’m here for a good time, not a long time!” – which explains why you’re probably still using TikTok to understand what “wavy” means. Your top artists read like a mad scientist’s experiment gone wrong. Rojuu, Yung Beef, and XXXTENTACION? In one line? This isn't a Spotify profile; it’s a glorious train wreck. You’ve got more moods than a teenager on a rollercoaster—all of which seem to be listed under “caffeinated cry vibes.” I can only assume your playlists are a desperate cry for help, or perhaps an odd series of mood swings captured in audio form. I mean, at least you could give us a hint of cohesion; even the Gorillaz sound lost in this mess of genres that vibe like a Pinterest board gone rogue. And then there are your most played songs. It’s like you’re on a mission to make sure no one ever takes you seriously again. “mwah :3” by rusowsky? I don't know what that is, but it sounds like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis unfolding in front of a Funko Pop collection. Your song choices suggest you’d either be the life of the party or the person everyone secretly wishes would get lost in the crowd while trying too hard to be “quirky.” Embrace it, Nico—your Spotify is basically a musical dumpster fire, and honestly, it’s the most entertainment I’ve had all day!

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