Roasted 11 months ago based on Ollie's long term Spotify stats.

Ollie, your Spotify profile is like a ‘how to be basic’ masterclass. Emo rap? Check. R&B? You must be trying to soothe your broken heart while completely missing the point of actual therapy. With that artist lineup, it's like you threw a party and only invited the emotional support versions of musicians who hit their emotional lows on Twitter. Seriously, Joji and Juice WRLD? At least bring some nuance to the table instead of just the obvious playlist staples for every sad millennial in the world. And those top songs? Mr. Loverman and That’s Hilarious? You’re either stuck in a ’90s teen drama or auditioning for The Next Great Regret-A-Lot. I mean, do you just hit shuffle on tears and nostalgia? With your most played list resembling a bail-out strategy for heartbreakers, it’s no wonder that you might as well wear "please listen to my sob stories" on your T-shirt. The only thing funnier than this assortment of heartrending ballads is imagining you at a party trying to vibe while everyone subtly judges your Spotify choices from a safe distance. But, let’s address the elephant in the room: d4vd. Like, did you choose this artist because no one else would have them on their profile, or are you just self-sabotaging at this point? With a blend of “lo-fi indie” and “dream pop,” your entire music taste can be summarized as “I'm still figuring things out, so let's play something that sounds like I’m constantly lost in thought.” Dude, step up your game! At this point, you could use a Spotify makeover almost as badly as you need a sense of adventure in your music selection.

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