Roasted 2 years ago based on Sir_Scoops's long term Spotify stats.

Andrés T, huh? I see your Spotify profile is more cluttered than a thrift store on half-off day. Look, I get it – you want a rich and diverse soundscape, but at this point, your favorite genres resemble the frantic thoughts of a hipster trying to sound cool at a party. "Afrofuturism"? Really? Sounds like you Googled "most obscure genres" just to impress the fact-checkers at the music department of your community college. It’s like you’re trying to collect every genre like they’re Pokémon cards. “Gotta catch ‘em all!” might work for collectibles, but for listening pleasure? Not so much. And let’s talk about that top artist lineup: Tyler, Childish Gambino, Erykah Badu—wow, how very groundbreaking! What’s next? Searching for tracks in the “soulful but angsty graduate?” These choices are so ‘guy who wrote poetry in high school,’ I half-expect your profile picture to be you in a beret staring pensively out of a rainy window. You must have mastered the art of being “that guy” who has a Spotify playlist labeled "Chill Vibes for Thoughtful Souls" while secretly just drowning in your own delusions of grandeur. But, Andres, you’ve got a special place in my heart for that “Most Played” section. "3005"? That’s sweet; I mean, who doesn’t want to be reminded of their inevitable existential crisis while pretending to be a hip-hop aficionado? I’m pretty sure that song has played more times than you've had actual conversations with real people about music! And honestly, who could forget the gem "I Am the Grinch"? That title has more twists than your taste in music! Come on, Andrés, you don’t need this much intellectual overcompensation on your playlists. Just embrace your basicness; there’s beauty in simplicity, just like your taste in nacho cheese.

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