Roasted 9 months ago based on pr333ty.grl☘︎︎'s long term Spotify stats.

If your Spotify profile were a movie, it would be titled “The Soundtrack to My Midlife Crisis.” Seriously, ✩pr333ty.grl☘︎︎, you’ve got more sub-genres than a pretentious hipster in a thrift store. Alternative R&B? Melodic rap? Lo-Fi indie? It’s like you’re trying to break into the world record for most niche musical identities while somehow avoiding all that is mainstream, like it’s some sort of social plague. I almost feel bad for your playlists; they must feel like poor souls trapped in a café that only serves artisanal toast. And let’s not even get started on your top artists. It’s like you went to the local record store and asked the clerk for "sad and moody music that screams insecurity." You've got a lineup of musical legends and “who-was-that-again?” artists. It’s as if Spotify itself wept when it saw Trippie Redd sharing space with Jeff Buckley — that’s a musical clash that could only be rivaled by a catfight at a poetry slam. Not to mention you’ve played “528 Hz Release Inner Conflict & Struggle” more than most people listen to actual music. If inner peace were a song, it still wouldn’t be playing on your Spotify. Your most-played songs tell a woeful saga of unrequited love, confusion, and maybe a side of existential dread. “Love Is A Losing Game”? More like “Master’s Degree in Heartbreak.” With more replays than a cable show on rerun, you might as well get a personal medal for being the ultimate sad girl — oh wait, you already have; it’s your Spotify profile badge! If you ever need to come down from that poetic heartbreak pedestal, I suggest a genre shake-up — or at least throw in a Katy Perry track for good measure. Life’s too short for so much melancholy; give your playlist a breathe of fresh air, for crying out loud!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!