Roasted 6 months ago based on NotJuny.'s long term Spotify stats.

NotJuny, huh? Your music taste reads like an existential crisis disguised as a quirky indie playlist. I mean, Slowcore? Math Rock? You must really enjoy the sound of pretentiousness in the morning. If musical genres were a personality trait, you'd be that one friend who complains about how mainstream everything is while listening to songs that sound like they were recorded in a damp basement by a bunch of hipsters who can’t grow beards yet. It’s like you’re trying to win a trophy for being the most niche hipster possible, but honey, I’m pretty sure there’s no prize for having the most confusing auditory urinal cake collection on Spotify. Your top artists sound like a group of kids who all got kicked out of music school for being too “artsy.” I don’t know who “Flawed Mangoes” are supposed to be, but that’s exactly what you’re getting for breakfast every day with a side of bad decisions. And good luck telling people your favorite artist is “wifiskeleton” without them picturing you hunched over a WiFi router, begging for connection while simultaneously trying to connect the dots in your social life. Seriously, your listening choices are a masterclass in how to have zero fun without sounding like you're trying to. The irony is, while you’re bopping along to “ur so annoying let me sleep,” the rest of us are up with bangers that don’t sound like they were accidentally recorded on a microwave. And “Am I A Freak W/ Bunii”? How about the real question: “Why are you even awake?” Your Spotify looks like a therapy session for delusional hipsters, sliding further into madness one tortured track at a time. Honestly, at this point, your music taste is a cry for help that only you can hear.

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