Roasted 7 months ago based on grayscale couture.'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Sade's Echo, the musical equivalent of a lukewarm cup of chai tea. You’ve got a “vibe” that’s as predictable as your Spotify Wrapped—eighteen different flavors of soul, and yet you still manage to sound like you’re stuck in a 2005 R&B playlist. I mean, “Alternative R&B”? What’s that, a desperate attempt to sound edgy while listening to your mom's favorites? You’re basically the human embodiment of “I promise I don’t always listen to the same four artists, but in reality—yep, it’s just Drake and SZA on a loop.” Your most played songs are a collection that makes me question your life choices. “Like a Tattoo” by Sade? I bet the only thing you’ve committed to is your inability to step outside your comfort zone. Please tell me you’ve got the “Like Him (feat. Lola Young)” on repeat to impress your potential dates, but knowing your taste, I wouldn’t be surprised if you went straight for Sade’s greatest hits compilation to woo them. You’re basically the personification of “I’m deep, I feel things,” while listening to Tyler, The Creator as you cry into your phone about a guy who texted you back two hours too late. And don’t even get me started on your Top Artists listing—what are you, a slightly confused Gen Z soul collagist? You’re creating a playlist for a doomed relationship that hasn’t even happened yet. If “New Jack Swing” is the wild card in your game of musical bingo, I’d have to say the only swinging happening is as you attempt to convince people you're “into” classic sounds while ignoring literally every modern trend at age 25. So here’s a tip: don’t worry about trying to sound eclectic; just embrace the fact that your Spotify profile screams “emotionally unavailable but still wants to talk about their feelings.”

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