Roasted 2 months ago based on Raghav's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Raghav, the Spotify enigma! Here you are, proudly waving your "Desi" flag while also managing to drown in a sea of every popping genre like a confused breadwinner at a family reunion. You’re like the musical embodiment of indecision – a beautiful mess of Bollywood ballads, hip hop aspirations, and a sprinkle of emo rap that screams, “I’m so layered, but also entirely lost!” Is there a playlist titled “Raghav’s Identity Crisis”? Because anyone trying to sift through your favorite genres might as well be looking for a coherent thought in a toddler's crayon drawing. Let’s talk about your top artists. It seems you’ve mixed the smooth vibes of The Weeknd with the melodrama of Shawn Mendes, as if you’re trying to win an award for “Most Likely to Cry During a Dance Party.” And what’s with d4vd? Are you sure you didn’t mean “d4vDude, why are you listening to this?!” I’d roast your choices further, but I’d need a whole band of Metro Boomin to create a soundscape that captures the utter chaos of your taste. Balancing Pritam with Kendrick Lamar is like pairing a samosa with a fine wine; it just doesn’t make sense, buddy. And as for your most played songs, if your life were a movie, it would probably be a never-ending montage of mediocre teen angst with snippets of “back to friends” playing in the background while you cry over your last crush. "Feel It (From 'Invincible')" really sums it up: you feel it, alright—awkwardness squished like a roti on your kitchen counter. But hey, kudos for trying! One day, you might even convince yourself that your eclectic taste is a vibe. Until then, carry on being that walking playlist mixture that’s both a panic attack and a Friday night party all at once!

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