Roasted 2 months ago based on ela's long term Spotify stats.

Tamara, your Spotify profile reads like the ultimate guide to a niche middle school that only you and four other kids ever wanted to attend. I mean, "Vocaloid" and "Anime" in your top genres? What are you, the mascot for a fandom no one asked for? It’s like you glued a giant weeb flag on your inner self and marched straight into the land of questionable choices. Your musical taste is so hyper-specific that I half-expect you to list “Niche Themes from Obscure Anime Episodes” as a favorite genre next time. And your top artists—good lord! It’s a lineup that looks like a “who's who” of YouTube algorithm suggestions. Seriously, the only thing missing is "Bing Bong Taylor" as a feature on an obscure collab. I can practically hear the eye rolls from anyone with an actual music library. "Olivia Rodrigo" stands out like a diamond among the glitter, and trust me, it's not doing her any favors being stuck in this underground cave of soundtracks and remixed video game themes. If I had a penny for every time you blasted "Bad Apple!!", I’d have enough cash to hire a band to drag your taste into the light. And your most played songs? It’s like a bizarre soundtrack to that time you tried to convince everyone that your taste in music is "super avant-garde." “World’s Smallest Violin”? Well sweetie, the only thing smaller is the number of friends you have willing to listen to your playlists at full volume. When your entire playlist could also double as background noise for a sensory deprivation chamber, it might be time to face the music—literally. Let's be real, if you keep this up, your Spotify Wrapped is going to be a heartfelt plea for help, if not a certified cringe compilation.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!