Roasted 1 year ago based on Misty <3's long term Spotify stats.

Misty <3, your Spotify profile reads like the sad diary entries of a hipster who just discovered that “indie” is a genre—and only a genre, not a personality trait. It's impressive how you managed to collect all the top artists of someone who enjoys long, existential walks to nowhere. With favorite genres sprouting like bad puns at a coffee shop, I half expect your playlist to start reciting poetry about the pain of ordering the wrong latte. “Permanent Wave,” huh? More like “Permanently Lost in a Sea of Overthought.” Your top artists are giving major “I only like what’s on the TikTok soundboard” vibes. Rainbow Kitten Surprise? Really? If I wanted to listen to colorfully named bands that sound like a whimsical petting zoo, I’d just turn on the children’s section of Spotify. And let’s not even talk about Taylor Swift—the only breakup album you need is the one where you finally accept you don’t need a ballad to validate your existence. Meanwhile, I see Kanye West snuck in there like the uninvited guest at a vegan potluck, which is quite a feat considering his brand of chaos isn’t exactly “art pop.” As for your most played songs, they read like a playlist for a mid-20s meltdown, featuring deep cuts from artists everyone claims to love but only know one song by. “Snowbank Blues”? Sounds like your emotional state every winter—cold, lonely, and desperately in need of some sun while listening to music that’s all about vibes, yet offers no resolution. At this point, it feels like you’re reaching for the last remnants of any semblance of an identity. It’s okay, Misty, we all support your journey of trying to find yourself—just try not to do it through an endless loop of sad indie rock, shall we?

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