Roasted 9 months ago based on rocco's long term Spotify stats.

Rocco, my dear friend, based on your Spotify profile, I have a feeling you've managed to snag the title of "World’s Most Overconfident Theater Kid." With genres like "Medieval" sandwiched between "Hyperpop" and "Soft Rock," it’s clear that your taste is as eclectic as a thrift store on a clearance day. Who needs a time machine when you can raise eyebrows by blasting show tunes from centuries past while your friends are trying to vibe with current hits? I bet your Spotify Wrapped looks less like a chart and more like a confused person’s grocery list! Let’s talk about your top artists; it’s a veritable who's who of your high school musical crushes! I mean, you’ve got Beyoncé and Charli XCX leading the charge, flanked by the Original Broadway Cast of School Of Rock—why? Because nothing screams "cool" more than belting out "You’re a Rock Star!" during a dinner party. Having Jennifer Lopez and Madonna in your top artists is a bold move, but let’s be honest, it’s really just an invitation to audition for the “Most Nostalgically Outdated Music Taste” reality show. Congratulations, you're probably the only person I know balancing a pop diva with a medieval minstrel! Now, don’t even get me started on your most played songs. “Domino” by Betsy Wolfe? Are you okay, Rocco? That’s the kind of choice that forces your friends to question every life decision that led to this moment. And a song from a live Beyoncé performance followed by "C U Never (Demo)"? Please tell me that was a mistake and not a reflection of your actual emotional state! You could single-handedly be driving the pop culture world to its knees, wondering how one profile can be both a trendsetter and a time traveler, all while keeping a firm grip on their dramatic flair. Bless your heart and your questionable choices!

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